{"id":177,"date":"2020-09-08T20:45:56","date_gmt":"2020-09-09T01:45:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kandy.net\/?p=177"},"modified":"2020-09-08T20:45:56","modified_gmt":"2020-09-09T01:45:56","slug":"36","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kandy.net\/?p=177","title":{"rendered":"#36"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>It is 8:30 PM on a Tuesday. I am in bed, looking at my phone. I\u2019ve been browsing the internet for a new dish sponge, for the last hour.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The reason? I don\u2019t like using regular sponges directly with my hands, it ruins my nails, dries out skin, and leaves my fingers smelling of old dish water smells. It\u2019s gross, I don\u2019t understand how anybody uses a regular sponge more than once. So, I need a wand, but am tired of replacing plastic wands and disposal sponge heads for these wands. I want something more sustainable, but long-lasting. It\u2019s apparently hard to come by.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anyway, in the midst of my frustrations, I realize&#8230; If this were ten years ago, I\u2019d be so disgusted with myself and this boringness. I\u2019d be embarrassed with myself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But ya know what? This is who I am. This is what occupies my mind. I love my bed, I love getting as much sleep as humanly possible, I love cleaning products that make my life easier. I am perfectly content with being this kind of person.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Of course, ten years in the future, hoping to have a dishwasher.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is 8:30 PM on a Tuesday. I am in bed, looking at my phone. I\u2019ve been browsing the internet for a new dish sponge, for the last hour. The reason? I don\u2019t like using regular sponges directly with my hands, it ruins my nails, dries out skin, and leaves my fingers smelling of old &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kandy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kandy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kandy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kandy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kandy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=177"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kandy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":178,"href":"https:\/\/kandy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177\/revisions\/178"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kandy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kandy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kandy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}